Christine O'Donnell

"In Delaware, the Republicans have selected an unemployed, anti-masturbation activist to run for the Senate. She REALLY hates masturbation, which is ironic since she owes her nomination to a bunch of jack offs." - Bill Maher

"She has no job; there's a lien on her home; she's using campaign funds for her living expenses; and her platform is about bringing fiscal responsibility to Washington." -Bill Maher